A fake tree that costs money. And energy. And water. And does not solve the problem.

We are smart, and empathic. We have homeless people and air conditioned lettuce.

Smart objects, dumb us.

It sticks on your face and turns you into a zombie. Sounds familiar?

waiting for the version with toe scanning for a more personalized experience.

It's expensive, obtrusive and it reinforces a bad habit. Excellent!

Save the world for just $19.95 a month.